Is this the true definition of Christianity?

Thus far, this is the only one that makes sense.





Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.





Do I have it right, now?Is this the true definition of Christianity?
Yawn.








zzzzzzzzzzzz.Is this the true definition of Christianity?
No, and I do not appreciate your attack on my religion, I would not do that to you.





Christianity: The belief that an all loving deity came to earth to suffer and be murdered so that all sinners can have a second chance and not be damned to eternal damnation. To treat all others with love and respect, to spread God's truth and the gospel to all humanity that they might too be saved.





You are saved if you believe in Jesus, the son of God, confess your sins and ask forgiveness and proclaim that Jesus Christ is Lord.





';If you confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is Lord, you shall be saved'; (not telepathically).





';A house divided can not stand';





Therefore with God living in us, Evil cannot reside in us also. That does not mean that we do not sin, we do everyday.





our ancestors chose the way of suffering in the beginning of time because Satan came in the form of a serpent and tempted Eve to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
No, you don't have it right. All you try is being offensive to people who are Christians.


It's also a hodge-podge from overused cliches. Imagination does not seem to be one of your assets.





I don't think you'll manage any meaningful conversation with other people if you start out by offending them. You also need to acquire some basic conversation skills. I agree with KS that this post just makes you look bad.
Not even close. Bear in mind that some of the most intelligent people who have ever lived, such as Isaac Newton, were Christians. Do you really think Newton subscribed to the description you've given?





Unless you are completely closed-minded, or else afraid that Christianity might have a stronger philosophical foundation than the fairy tale summary you've suggested, I suggest you consider the following:





Why I am not an Atheist (part 1)


http://htod.cdncon.com/o2/rzimht/MP3/LMP…





Why I am not an Atheist (part 2)


http://htod.cdncon.com/o2/rzimht/MP3/LMP…





The Uniqueness of Christ in World History (part 1)


http://htod.cdncon.com/o2/rzimht/MP3/JT/…





The Uniqueness of Christ in World History (part 2)


http://htod.cdncon.com/o2/rzimht/MP3/JT/…





The Uniqueness of Christ in World History (part 3)


http://htod.cdncon.com/o2/rzimht/MP3/JT/…





The Uniqueness of Christ in World History (part 4)


http://htod.cdncon.com/o2/rzimht/MP3/JT/…
Way off --





It's a loving God who sent HIs son Jesus (God Son) who lived a perfect life, to die willingly for you. Death itself could not keep God from loving you, and He gives the gift of eternal life to all thsoe who would believe and be born agian in Him -- God Bless --
chuckle chuckle haha you are so funny......first,we've seen this before. second, if you don't believe or agree with Christianity that's your choice but don't make a jerk out of yourself by posting rude and sarcastic questions-it makes you look like a fool.
I think the description of Jesus at the beginning there is unfair. Who he was and who he's been made out to be are not one and the same. It was the rib-woman idea which turned my path.
the irony is you seem to have a vague idea.


Then when you tie the points together, it falls apart.





do you have it right ... no
You just trying to be funny but hahaha NO! Christians are simply the ones to deliever the news of Jesus christ. And followers of him.
Not even close, you sound like you are speaking for Satan, that's his old tirade.
That is mean and shameful. People like you make this world the hell it is.
Yeah yeah, I've seen that poster quoted before. It's brilliant, but starting to get old.
I concur: that's getting old.
No, you couldn't be more wrong. despite all the evil things your saying He still loves you and wants you to return to Him,
Get a grip - your talking like a school girl - that knows nothing !!
it is worshiping the trinity and being born again. and grow up soon
Excellent definition. The simple truth.
Yes!!





That's awesome.
Basically yes!